Here’s a gem you might have missed as a comment on the Contact page:
Hi Malachi, as a journalist from a nationalist background it gives me hope that somebody like yourself can be well known. I think to myself, if a dense little twat like Malachi who acts like a monkey to the unionist gallery by revealing his life `as a teenage catholic’ can make it, then anyone can. I’ve read your articles and, remarkably, they are devoid of anything intelligent to say. Still, you can prance around and they’ll throw you a few bannanas, you twat. Get a life, get a brain, get an identity.