Just to come back to the theme of beards for a moment: I got seduced into setting up one of those Facebook quiz things: ‘how much do you know about…?’ – in this case me.
And one of the questions I posted was: How does Malachi trim his beard?
The options included, biting it, plucking it, trimming it with a babyliss strimmer and ‘he doesn’t, it stopped growing years ago.’
All three people who took the quizz went for that last one.
I had never realised that we hairy chinned ones were such a mystery to the rest of you.